Agony Girl is back to solve your problems

From the pages of Swindon Link's sister publication The Ocelot comes Agony Girl in the form of ten-year-old Amy. We read her the questions and she tells us the answers. To ask Agony Girl a question yourself email us at [email protected] with 'Agony Girl' in the subject line.

Dear Agony Girl,

My boss sits opposite me and always has a really messy desk. It's actually quite annoying to look at. Can you please give him some advice to keep it tidy?

Regards,

The office clean freak

Get some tubs to organise your food in and try to whenever you get anything out put them back in the organisers and put the organisers back to the side of your desk.

 

Dear Agony Girl,

Why does everyone hate Swindon so much? What can I say to people who say horrible things about our town?

Amanda, Haydon Wick

Say, it has some pretty places like Town Gardens where I really like all the birdies. And also if they didn't like Swindon why are they talking about it? I also think the cinema is really nice.

Dear Agony Girl,

I have recently become engaged to be married, in spite of being a bit old. However, it is some time since my fiancee, who is also somewhat mature, last had a new prescription at the opticians.

I am worried that if she ever does get a new prescription she will take one look at me and realise that she has made a dreadful mistake.

How can I spruce myself up a bit so as not to disappoint her?

Yours worriedly,

Man who looks like he puts his clothes on with a shovel.

By going to get some new clothes. Come to me and I'll help you choose some stylish clothes and you could get a hair makeover and some new shoes would also help. And have a relaxing spa night so that your skin is very nice.

Dear Agony Girl,

It's the elections coming up. How can I make myself more popular so people will vote for me?

Rishi, Westminster

By selling puppies to people. Actually giving them to them. You could also lower the prices of expensive stuff like sweets and food and stuff. Try not to be too snobby and make summer holidays longer and get rid of maths altogether as lots of people don't like maths. I would vote for a person who did all that.

Write in to Amy at publisher@ swindonlink.com